Please, We Beg of You, Put Some Clothes On...

So, there was this girl at school today, and I'm not gonna say any names, but she was wearing a really really short skirt. Now, I'm not the skinniest person in the world, but this girl was bigger than I am. Now, don't get me wrong, it was a really cute skirt, and I have no problem with bigger girls wearing like skirts and stuff. Just please, keep your legs closed. I swear, I saw more panties today than I have in any Victoria's Secret. I kept looking at her, trying to help her out and give her the hint, but she just would not close her legs. Like, do you think you're hot, sitting like that? Because she was not following my looks. I just don't get people these days.